Sorry Not Sorry Bars


Sorry Not Sorry Bars
I have fallen in love with the game of Field Hockey.
Mostly because my daughter has fallen in love with the game of Field Hockey.
I’ve gotten to be a sideline watcher mom, an almost coach mom, a real coach mom (who assisted with the ice packs and hydration and drills- not any real hard core stuff) and now, I am back to watching…and cutting ribbons, supporting boosters, and PACKING THE SNACK BOX.
My inner mom waged war with this idea. A post game snack should be rich in vitamins and nutrients. I KNOW those young bodies need not Oreos and M&Ms. I do. They wear small sizes and burn a lot of calories and CAN eat this treat, but SHOULD they? No.

Crushed Oreos
Peer pressure can be cruel. I fell into the trap to be the cool mom who made the treats that fall on the less than healthy scale. I ply myself with ideas like, they ate these after the game and it was late, and they were bonding over sugar. They ran hard, won the game, and the calories won’t affect them like they would my old self.
Oh well. Sorry, not sorry.
These are a basic blondie with a whole lot of extra thrown in. Crushed Oreos and M&M’s made my cut, only because I couldn’t find a chocolate covered pretzel I liked and I didn’t want to over kill this recipe- but really, you can throw the kitchen sink in here. Whatever floats your boat. I used regular M&M’s but the last time I checked there were at least ten different flavors (Hello Caramel?? Can’t have within reach of my arms) so you could really have at it.
It is NOT a healthy snack. It isn’t even close. So if you make it, go all in. I saw this original recipe on www.averiecooks.com, and made the batch larger to feed my team. The Snack Box is a serious endeavor. I wanted extra. We don’t skimp at our house when it comes to servings. It’s an Italian thing. Or, maybe it’s a foodie thing.

Sorry Not Sorry Bars
This batter mixes up quickly, and bakes quickly as well. There isn’t baking soda or powder in the recipe, and it makes up two rectangular pans, making twenty four good sized squares. Perfect for a team or for a dessert tray at a function.
In any event, the team determined it was a great snack, and the box came back empty, so I consider that a good sign. I’ll take it. I may not be shouting instructions from the sidelines, but I can get my love in through the baked goods I supply. We all have our strengths.
I hope you enjoy this recipe, and as always, thank you for coming to the table!
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Rich buttery blondie bar filled with Oreos and M&M’s Recipe originally found on www.averiecooks.com
This batch will fill two large rectangular pans- yielding 24 good sized bars. Perfect for the team!
Ingredients
- 1 and 1/2 C Melted Butter (Three Sticks)
- 3 Cups packed Dark Brown Sugar
- 3 Eggs
- 3 Tablespoons Vanilla
- 1 Package Oreos of Choice – crushed into bite size pieces
- 1 Share Size Bag (2 Cups) M&M’s of Choice…so many to choose!
- 3 Cups Flour
You can add any assortment of add-ins at this point. Think Go-Big-Or-Go-Home
Instructions
- Pre-Heat oven to 350*
- Line and spray/grease two 9×11 Pans with parchment paper.
- Melt Butter and combine in a mixer with Dark Brown Sugar until smooth and incorporated.
- Add Vanilla, Eggs, and combine.
- Add flour slowly to incorporate.
- Fold in all the other goodies (M&M’s, Oreos, Chocolate covered Pretzels, etc)
- Divide batter between two pans, smoothing out to edges gently.
- Bake for 20-25 minutes. These cook up quickly so keep an eye on them!
- Allow to cool completely before cutting.


Which brings me to this recipe. I have never used Gluten Free Oats, I found these at Trader Joe’s actually for another recipe (coming soon). I wanted to play with them, and here was my opportunity to make that apple crisp. But, with blueberries. I love blueberries, and after being at the Fair, where Apple Crisp is sold in the Vermont Building and Blueberry Pie in the Maine building, it made sense. Let’s mix those two flavors and put an oat crisp topping on it!




If you haven’t ever eaten an Apple Fritter, think soft chewy bits of apple, cinnamon, caramel, and dough. Fried. Glaze covered. Sharable in size. I know right? That is a beautiful thing.
This cake looks and smells like a gigantic cinnamon roll, but with the beautiful apple layer tucked inside.





So today, I bumped up to the older age group box on surveys. I’m not so troubled by the actual number. There are certainly things I notice on the day-to-day, like the fact that I am certainly wearing more sunscreen and investing in a new skin regimen for reversing aging. Hey, a gal can hope. I’m also making healthy choices, tracking what I eat and exercising more, because I need to be living in this body for a lot longer.




The beauty of a galette (is, you roll out the dough, place on a parchment lined baking sheet, scoop your beautiful filling on top in the center, and carefully fold up the edges.
I am going to say this…when you pull this amazing dessert out of the oven, bubbly, peachy, beautiful, you will want to break off just an edge piece to taste. I know. It’s just out there. But remember this, bubbly fruit filling is the same consistency of hot lava. It will burn you. Not that I know this from personal, ahem, experience. Just let it cool for a few.